What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 06:20

You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
Octopussy
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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